Rants

Lately I've been getting a bunch of mail from colleges claiming that "I'm just the one their looking for" and "(insert college name) material" and other bullshit like that. It's bad enough they're hounding me in the mail, but now I'm getting bombarded via my email inbox. What the fuck!?! Bunch of lying, snotty, rich bastards. Not only am I not qualified or wealthy enough to go to these colleges, I don't even want to. Seriously, I don't care. Leave me the fuck alone. I won't even be here in a few months time so none of it matters. But what pisses me off the most about these letters and messages is that they act like they really give a shit. What it really is is a massed produced letter with the exception of my name being printed on it. They don't care if I get into college. They only want the goddamn money. It's only a matter of time before I get rejected from each and every one of them. Yeah, so much for being "your type material" you cocky, no-soul, assholes.
What the fuck is with cough medicine? Why is it always cherry flavored? Cherry is like the worst flavor for medication in the universe! I want relief from coughing, not a gagging fit. What dumb asshole dictated that cough medicine should taste that way? Same goes with benadryl. Godawful tasting shit. Why doesn't someone do anything about this? Try something else. Like mint. Hell, even cinnimon would do. But cherry?? Why?!!?!